You can poke fun of the car but only if you own it

Kinja'd!!! "YSI-what can brown do for you" (ysi-what-can-brown-do-for-you)
08/17/2014 at 00:54 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/17/2014 at 00:58

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If horsepower is alcohol, and cars are mixed trinks:

The 500 Abarth is an Appletini

The 86 is a bloody mary

The Focus ST is a strong rum and coke.

The Porsche 911 is a Martini

The 911 GT3 is straight Vodka

And the Hellcat is just a pint of everclear. On fire.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > GhostZ
08/17/2014 at 01:02

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Venom GT is 70% Iso Propyl. . .


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GhostZ
08/17/2014 at 01:03

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No, this is Everclear on fire:


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/17/2014 at 01:04

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YSI already commented, the Venom GT is 70% Isopropyl Alcohol.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GhostZ
08/17/2014 at 01:06

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Oh, didn't see that. Yeah that makes sense. I had a couple of friends that tried racing alcohol once. Once.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/17/2014 at 01:13

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Once because it killed them?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dusty Ventures
08/17/2014 at 01:27

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Nope, lots of projectile vomiting though. Straight Everclear is bad enough, I can't imagine worse.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/17/2014 at 02:22

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Yeah, that was a poor decision


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dusty Ventures
08/17/2014 at 02:25

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They were 15 and one of them built jr. pulling tractors that were alcohol powered. They didn't put 2 and 2 together, so they assumed it was drinkable.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > GhostZ
08/17/2014 at 09:44

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The Hellcat is moonshine.